No, we’re not really into these things. In fact, we’ve never done one. The closest we have ever come is that mystery game that we played with Eric and Emily that night. It lasted for hours. You got bored.
So – good news – this game lasts an hour or less (if we solve it). It’s something fun and out of the ordinary for us to do together, it’s not time intensive, and we can enjoy adult beverages while we play! But the best part of this escape room experience is that we get to play it from our living room.
You are working all day today, but when you get home, there will be a cocktail waiting for you. I’ll also be waiting for you! The girls will have already had their squishy food, so they’ll just be waiting for chu-chus. No offense.
Human dinner will not be served.
You should be home late in the evening, but at 9pm sharp, we log in to our virtual escape room and start trying to solve the mystery. We’ll wrap it up by 10pm and you can be free to be whatever elf you want to be tonight – kitchen, chicken coop, or otherwise.
Let’s try something new, and see if we like it. Put your drinking (and thinking) cap on! See you when you get home, boo.